New Delhi: Having lost the Varanasi Lok Sabha election to Narendra Modi, with his lieutenants biting the dust at the hustings, and consolation victories in Punjab, Aam Aadmi Party leader Arvind Kejriwal has returned to the capital amidst rumours that he may seek people's referendum on forging a Congress-supported government in Delhi again. AAP leaders have been vehemently denying that Kejriwal will seek Congress support again, but there are rumblings inside the party over why it quit in a hurry within 49 days. Meanwhile, the social media continues to be flooded with Kejriwal jokes. Sample some of them:Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he refused to buy an underwear because VIP was written on it.Kejriwal is so honest that when he opens Google, instead of I'm Feeling Lucky, I'm Feeling Honest appears. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that when he clicks “Remind me later” on a Windows update, he MAKES SURE he updates it the next time.Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he went for DNA test before writing his dad's name on the high school form. Arvind Kejriwal is so honest that he actually reads all terms and conditions before clicking to “I've read all …” while signing up to a web site.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks Maggi only for 2 minutes.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from autowallahs in Delhi.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't take extra sauce sachets with MacDonald burgers.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn't installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of "security".Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he surrenders himself to police in the morning, for killing mosquitoes at night.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighing machine without clothes for accurate measurement.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him "do I look fat?".Yo Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10pm.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he rolls on the floor laughing before sending ROFL in text/chat reply.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't play/watch cricket because he is a 'common man' and cricket is a gentleman's game.Yo Kejriwal is so honest that he says excuse me after sneezing even if nobody is there.
Updated on: May 21, 2014 8:16 IST
