New Delhi: Former Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal has become the butt of jokes flooding the internet space. Here are some samples of Arvind Kejriwal jokes: --Kejriwal is so honest that he never takes extra sauce sachets with MacDonald burgers --Engineering student(on exam results day): Exactly 40 pc marks. Saala paas ho gaya be! Kejriwal (on election results day): 28/70, exactly 40 pc seats. Wow! pass ho gaya!--Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm --Examiner to engineer (during viva voce): How will you slash the file size of a video song by 50 pc? Engineer: I'll just have the audio, Sir. Reporter: How will you slash electricity bills by 50 pc? Kejriwal: We'll just have an audit.--Kejriwal is so honest that he tests the salt level in Colgate --A kid insisted on eating a lizard. Family members tried hard, but the boy was adamant. A lizard was brought on a plate for him by his guru and he was asked to eat. The boy said, No, I will eat fried lizard. A fried lizard was brought for him. The boy now said, I will eat only half. The fried lizard was cut into two. The boy asked the guru: You eat the half portion first. The guru anyhow managed to eat. The boy started bawling: Why did you eat my portion of the lizard? The guru ran away for his life, saying, this boy will make me eat the second half too. Karna dharna kuch nahin, Nautanki duniya bhar ki. That boy is ....?--Kejriwal is so honest that 3rd umpire will ask him before taking a decision--Manohar Parrikar, Goa CM: "Nowadays I don't want to be introduced as IITian chief minister after the nautanki in Delhi"--Kejriwal is so honest that if his Maggies doesn't get cooked in 2 mins, he doesn't eat Maggie--Kejriwal doesn't install anti-virus in his computer bec he doesn't need any security
Updated on: April 09, 2014 8:14 IST
