1. Nicklas Bendtner
It's fair to say Nicklas Bendtner hasn't set the Premier League alight. Once dubbed the next big thing in world football, he's now only making appearances off the bench or starting in the Capital One Cup. Not what the Danish international probably had in mind back in 2007 when he thoroughly impressed at Birmingham City in the Championship, aged 19. Luckily for Bendtner, more people are ignoring his poor football and noticing the monstrosity on his head.
