God summoned Barack Obama, Chinese President Xi Jinping and Dr Manmohan Singh to reveal that He has decided to end the world, as we know it. “Go and tell this to your people”, he commanded.
Obama immediately went live on TV and announced : “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that there is God, and the bad news is that he is ending the world soon.”
Xi Jinping told the Chinese people live: “I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there exists a God, and the worse news is that he is going to end it. So hurry up.”
Dr Manmohan Singh went straight to Congress president Sonia Gandhi, and said: “I have good news and better news. The good news is that God thinks I am one of the three most influential people in the world. The better news is that we need not think of worrying about how to stop Modi from coming to power.”
