Twitter is a funny place like we always say. People of different varieties exist under one umbrella; the fussy ones, messy ones, political ones, the grumpy ones. Among them, there are some insanely hilarious people, who’re taking the internet by storm every so often. Today, we came across one such Twitter handles which go by a very common name ‘Correct Names’. From a distance, it might seem like an entirely-education Twitter account with a number of English pronunciations and phrases. But after following the account, it’ll offer you something paradoxical.
This account is dedicated to giving alternate titles to some of the most common everyday objects ranging from a tea cup to a bicycle. According to US Magazine, the idea of Correct Names struck the creator Mark Dempsey in 2016. Ever since then, the account is touching the zeniths of popularity with more than 80,000 followers.
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What will you call a snail which lost its shell?
Ans: A Homeless Snail!
Another name for a piano? Anyone?
Ans: Musical Typewriter *facepalm*
A tree?
Ans: A Wooden Broccoli
What will you call a horse who’s committed a crime?
Ans: Zebra (Prison Pony)
A chicken who learnt to swim?
Ans: Duck (Water Chicken)
A soap which can be used to clean mouth?
Ans: Toothpaste (Mouth Soap)
Water couldn’t have a better pseudonym than this! (Me to Waiter: I would like to have glass of boneless ice, please! *Waiter fainted*)
Makers of Finding Nemo are thinking about casting this treacherous fish in their next.
https://twitter.com/CorrectNames/status/887768278692659201
A table you can sleep on?
Ans: Very simple. Your bed!
You hate snakes? You mean danger noodles?
A train which is never on time
Dempsey believes that this account caters to the needs of every type of people. It doesn’t have any specific audience. Do tell us which alternate is your favourite? Ours is, WATER CHICKEN! Who would like to fancy a ‘Duck Biryani’ for dinner?
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