New Delhi: The key to improve intimacy is creating a spreadsheet to document all the times you felt rejected and then emailing the spreadsheet to your partner, right?
Don't be shocked! A frustrated husband decided to compile an Excel document detailing a month's worth of excuses his wife gave to avoid sex.
A sexually-frustrated husband compiled a spreadsheet charting a whole month's worth of his wife's excuses for refusing to have sex with him, including “I might be getting sick” and “I still don't feel 100%”.
For a whole month the amorous husband wrote down every response from his other half when he asked her for intimacy, which elicited replies such as “I feel gross” and “I'm watching the show”, which he claims was a re-run of a Friends episode.
He then emailed it to her as she arrived at an airport ahead of a ten-day business trip. Shocked at the email, the woman, tried to get in touch with her husband but he failed to return her calls.
In the end, she decided to share her husband's harsh behaviour with users of Reddit by uploading the spreadsheet.
She also posted a note: Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his ‘document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.
The spreadsheet, which has been deleted, was quickly spread around the internet with web users taking both sides in the debate.