7 Mela: It is Mr. Perfectionist Khan's worst movie to date, with no doubt. When you have two method actors like Faisal khan and Twinkle Khanna with, the movie is bound to give concussion to cinema lovers.
This film might have inspired her to finally settle down with Akshay and pursue her dream of becoming a fashion designer.
Lesson learnt: Always consult a career-counselor before your parents!
8 Koyla: Although Sharukh has a barrage of films in the 90s where he excelled in hamming like Ramjane, Anjaam, Fauji, Chahat etc. But Koyla stands out for several reasons.
Just to begin with, Shahrukh outruns the railway engine (a shame for Indian Railways) driven by Amrish Puri at its maximum speed, now we have to agree with Mr Modi's proposal of ‘Bullet Trains'.
The movie was pretty good until Shahrukh, who was speech impaired in the first-half, starts talking in the second half. If you missed to notice, all his fractures that were inflicted by Amrish and his goons miraculously got rejoined.
Amrish Puri had a mistress, Deepsikha who was good at undressing but what's the use when Mr Puri was directed to take a nap as soon as she did so.
Lesson learnt: Better read the script before signing!
9 Dhiskiyaun: Yes! It has Sunny deol pairing up with Harman Baweja, remember who gave us classics like Love Story 2050 and Victory.
Unlike its title the film did not make any sound when it was released. Although Sunny paaji has a knack for making huge flops but Dhiskiyaun was pretty much brutal on him and also on the audience.
Lesson learnt: Stay away from switiching LOC a.k.a Line of Career
10 SuryaVanshi: How could a movie list ever be complete without mentioning, 'The ultimate Salman Khan'.
No guys this is not Suryavansham (starring Amitabh bacchan), which has a rare distinction of running for umpteenth time on 'Set Max' or whose running time on set max is equal to life span of 5 human lives.
Here Salman donned the desi version of 'Conan-The barbarian' and the result was pretty barbaric.
Lesson learnt: There's no point in living in your past!
